January 28th, 2010 by Potato

From MSN, discussing Douglas Adams, favourite quotes, and the Meaning Of Liff:

Potato: “SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else’s bottom”

J: “But what if you like that feeling?”

Potato: “Then you are a very strange person indeed.”

J: “Not that I do… I figure it’s usually that warm because someone let one rip before they moved.”

Potato: “I don’t think flatulence has any real effect on seat warmth.”

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