{"id":1019,"date":"2011-08-14T04:49:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T09:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2012-01-17T11:54:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T16:54:22","slug":"flying-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=1019","title":{"rendered":"Flying Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vIJINiK9azc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/airswimmers.com\/\">These look pretty cool<\/a>. Definitely watch the video. I&#8217;m immediately reminded of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/gp\/product\/1416971734\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=blesbythepota-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=15121&#038;creative=330641&#038;creativeASIN=1416971734\">Leviathan<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.ca\/e\/ir?t=blesbythepota-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=15&#038;a=1416971734\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>.<\/p>\n<p>**spoilers**<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a part near the end where they fly the shark in to a girl sleeping(?) in bed and she freaks out, as is proper in that situation. Full warning: if I ever get woken up by a FLYING SHARK I will punch whoever sicced it on me in the throat. That&#8217;s scary enough when you&#8217;re fully awake.<\/p>\n<p>Netbug sends along <a href=\"http:\/\/boards.straightdope.com\/sdmb\/showthread.php?threadid=160851\">this gem of an anecdote of a blimp owner who wakes up to find the blimp has drifted through the house and into the bedroom in the night<\/a>. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I awoke the way you awake when you suddenly know that there is a large levitating sinister presence hovering towards you with menacing intent through the maligant darkness.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now imagine if it was a shark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These look pretty cool. Definitely watch the video. I&#8217;m immediately reminded of Leviathan. **spoilers** There&#8217;s a part near the end where they fly the shark in to a girl sleeping(?) in bed and she freaks out, as is proper in that situation. Full warning: if I ever get woken up by a FLYING SHARK I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}