“What happened to the towel?”<\/p>\n
“I used it every day for a week and a half and then it didn’t come fully dry. Now I have a new towel.”<\/p>\n
“Yes… but it was in a ball in the bathroom and now it’s gone. Where did it go?”<\/p>\n
“I put it in the laundry hamper.”<\/p>\n
“That’s what I wanted to know, not the history of it… why would you give me the whole life story of the towel?”<\/p>\n
“Seemed like the right response.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know how I could have more precisely asked that question.”<\/p>\n
“Our daughter is going to be so good at robotics.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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