{"id":178,"date":"2006-07-26T18:33:53","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T22:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2006-07-26T18:33:53","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T22:33:53","slug":"killing-a-bat-with-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Killing a Bat with your Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a probably-true story that might blow your mind just a bit: one of the people in my office was riding her bike at dusk last night on the trail. She was going pretty fast down a big hill, when something big hit her right in the jaw: she figures it was a bat or maybe a bird. She keeps on biking home after that. This morning taking the path, there was a dead bat on the ground, right where she said the collision happened!<\/p>\n<p>I think she killed a bat with her face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a probably-true story that might blow your mind just a bit: one of the people in my office was riding her bike at dusk last night on the trail. She was going pretty fast down a big hill, when something big hit her right in the jaw: she figures it was a bat or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}