{"id":189,"date":"2006-08-22T13:57:05","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T17:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2015-02-22T20:06:19","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T01:06:19","slug":"the-frisbee-is-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"The Frisbee is Safe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a chance to look at the car. To my untrained eye, I would say it was actually stolen by a different person. The lock had been jimmied rather than punched, and the ignition was hotwired differently (oddly enough, it&#8217;s going to be about $400 cheaper to repair this time thanks to that&#8230; only $1100. Ugh). They left all their tools behind, including a huge Mastercraft ratchet set (there were like 200 little socket wrench attachments in the backseat), and a screwdriver (it seems like they decided the best way to not forget their fingerprint-laden screwdriver was to punch it through the leather seats, then left it behind it anyway). I also now have yet another hole in my passenger seat.<\/p>\n<p>They *tried* to steal the radio, apparently with the screwdriver. It&#8217;s all scratched up and the bezel has been torn off (that plastic ring-type thing that goes around it so it looks like it fits in the dash better than it does). My theory is that the dried-on coke syrup helped cement it in place and they just couldn&#8217;t move it. We couldn&#8217;t turn it on to see if they left a CD behind or not, but they did take the CD I had in there out, and smash it to bits.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps most importantly, they left behind a pair of sunglasses and a piece of what I would term &#8220;novelty photo ID&#8221;: a photo ID pass card for a skateboarding competition. Assuming it&#8217;s not a plant, my car was stolen by a 16 year old (FUGLY FUGLY) s8tergrrl named Daniella (if only they had last name &#038; address for the competition&#8230;). This time, the cops actually were interested and came to collect the stuff (though they did send the youngest, most confused officer I&#8217;ve ever seen. I had to coach him a bit on how to do some evidence collection, and he still didn&#8217;t think anyone would do anything with it). Unfortunately, the cop was the one who discovered the pass and most of the other stuff, and I just caught glimpses over his shoulder, so no photos handy, I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n<p>To get the $10 emergency gas money I usually leave in my ashtray, she ripped the thing right out, and worse than the last guy that did: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s going back in. So to get $10 and a joy ride\/break &#038; enter escape vehicle for the night, she cost me over $1000 in damages and more than a week&#8217;s worth of worry (more, in fact, since now I&#8217;m thinking I don&#8217;t feel comfortable in the car and want to sell it). I hope they catch the little psychopath. She also put her muddy feet on the dash.<\/p>\n<p>I forgot to check a few things before the mechanics took the car in: one was to see if the seat\/mirror position had been changed: it might have also given us an estimate of how tall the driver was. Another was to see how much gas\/mileage was on it: I know I left the car with about 1\/4 of a tank after getting back from Toronto on the long weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a chance to look at the car. To my untrained eye, I would say it was actually stolen by a different person. The lock had been jimmied rather than punched, and the ignition was hotwired differently (oddly enough, it&#8217;s going to be about $400 cheaper to repair this time thanks to that&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}