{"id":210,"date":"2006-10-23T18:49:21","date_gmt":"2006-10-23T22:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=210"},"modified":"2006-10-23T18:53:39","modified_gmt":"2006-10-23T22:53:39","slug":"niagara-falls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Niagara Falls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a nice weekend in Niagara Falls. It was a little chilly, and a little rainy, but we never got soaked, and it was never so cold that we needed a scarf or hats. And, for the first time, I actually won money at the casino! I hit a $100 payout on one of the slot machines, and it rang the bell and everything.<\/p>\n<p>The casinos are looking a little sad over there. Fallsview is brand new and all, but really all they have going for them is the slot machines: the tables are so expensive that I just simply can&#8217;t play them. We were hoping that a cool weekend in October, late at night and early Sunday morning would be quiet enough that they might try a $5 table, but the cheapest we saw was $15 roulette. There <i>were<\/i> lots of empty tables, so I don&#8217;t quite see why they didn&#8217;t bother to put someone there to take my money. They can easily get a few hundred an hour even from a $1 table, so the economics seem to be there. And if all there is to do are slot machines, then why go all the way out there? London has slot machines; Woodbine has slot machines&#8230; And speaking of slots, they&#8217;ve gotten more ridiculous since I was last in a casino. There were some that were so complicated that we just couldn&#8217;t figure out why we were or weren&#8217;t winning, and we had no idea what to hope would show up. Some had up to 20 different &#8220;lines&#8221; which is just getting ridiculous. I really didn&#8217;t find them fun at all. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d recommend the Hilton Garden Inn again: it was a bit out of the way, just about equidistant from St. Catherine&#8217;s, Niagara Falls, and Niagara-on-the-Lake. It was no problem to drive into Niagara Falls, park for free at the casino, and walk around from there. Plus, the hotel restaurant was actually great for breakfast, which is a pretty rare thing in a hotel restaurant. I had a waffle with fruit topping and whipped cream, and Wayfare got pancakes, bacon, and hash browns (lots of each), and our total bill came to under $10. Usually, I find hotel restaurants are really over priced because of the &#8220;convenience factor&#8221;, so this was a really nice surprise. Especially since we ate at the Golden Griddle the day before for twice as much, and it really sucked.<\/p>\n<p>I also had a costume idea: dress up as a ghost and follow people when they turn their back, then look away when they turn to look at me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a nice weekend in Niagara Falls. It was a little chilly, and a little rainy, but we never got soaked, and it was never so cold that we needed a scarf or hats. And, for the first time, I actually won money at the casino! I hit a $100 payout on one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}