{"id":212,"date":"2006-10-27T02:04:14","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T06:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2011-09-24T12:59:58","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T17:59:58","slug":"bloody-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I <b>just<\/b> finished telling someone that I was going to stick with Bell rather than Rogers for my phone service because there just wasn&#8217;t any price advantage with Rogers for a basic line, and that I had excellent service\/sales reps with Bell the last 4 or 5 times I had to call.<\/p>\n<p>The process of <i>moving<\/i> my line however, is making me reconsider that. <\/p>\n<p>For those that don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;m going to be moving out of my halfway-to-res (including food fights in the hallways and monthly fire drills!) apartment into a very nice looking house that&#8217;s closer to the hospital. That&#8217;ll happen around the end of November. I had heard rumours that you could get stuck with last-minute hassles if you don&#8217;t give the phone\/cable\/hydro companies at least 30 days notice of your move, so last week sometime I called and let them know. <\/p>\n<p>The first call went smoothly enough: &#8220;Sure thing, November 27, we&#8217;ll move that line over for you and it&#8217;ll be operating at the new address around 8 am, guaranteed by 5 pm. Would you like wiring insurance for the new place?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then, they call back a few days later and were very rude to Wayfare (her summary &#8220;hey bitch, you called me!&#8221;), and demanded that I call them back without really saying why. When I called back I got a pleasant person who explained that there was a problem with my move order because there was a line already in use there without a move-out order. I said &#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s a month away, but trust me, they&#8217;re moving.&#8221; Then I kinda put my foot in my mouth just a little bit by giving them more information than their tiny brains can handle &#8220;They should be moving out on the 18th, and I&#8217;ll move in the 27th or so.&#8221; &#8220;Ok sir, I&#8217;ve changed your order to move the 18th now.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! No! Bad phone monkey! Keep it the 27th of November [at this point I still wasn&#8217;t sure of the date we&#8217;d move, and figured later was better than early, since we&#8217;d probably have to spend a fair bit of time cleaning\/painting\/repairing the old place after we moved]&#8221; &#8220;Ok, November 27th it is&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, today, October 27th rolls around aaaaaaaand my phone&#8217;s been cut off. The message when I pick up says the phone can only be used to call Bell at 310-BELL, so I do. After dealing with &#8220;Emily&#8221; I get a tech who speaks very little english with a heavy Indian accent and a fuzzy phone connection. She says that it shows on her screen that my order to move <b>is<\/b> for November 27th, and <b>also<\/b> that my line&#8217;s been cut off. No idea why that might be, but she can&#8217;t do anything about it&#8230; I need to call back in the morning for the day staff.<\/p>\n<p>Grr&#8230; what happened to leaving a few people on the phones at night with the power to actually do something?<\/p>\n<p><b>Update:<\/b> I phoned in this morning, and got a decent person. Turns out the move is November 27, but the cut-off date had been mistakenly entered as October 27. To turn it back on, all they have to do is flip a switch in the central office, which I&#8217;m told will happen today&#8230; but Wayfare&#8217;s having conniption fits because she&#8217;s got an important teleconference at 1&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just finished telling someone that I was going to stick with Bell rather than Rogers for my phone service because there just wasn&#8217;t any price advantage with Rogers for a basic line, and that I had excellent service\/sales reps with Bell the last 4 or 5 times I had to call. 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