{"id":241,"date":"2006-12-12T01:09:36","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T05:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2006-12-12T01:13:21","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T05:13:21","slug":"cute-santa-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"Cute Santa Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=http:\/\/www.futurismic.com\/2006\/12\/new_fiction_from_jason_stoddar_1.html#more\">I saw this short story<\/a> and had to share. Originally found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\">Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also, found a smashed pumpkin in my parking lot today. What the hell is wrong with people? (Our lot is a dead-end off the alley, so it&#8217;s not even like people would be walking through and accidentally drop a pumpkin&#8230; that thing was brought\/thrown in and smashed there). Plus it&#8217;s December! Who has a pumpkin?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}