{"id":286,"date":"2007-04-17T18:28:55","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T22:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=286"},"modified":"2012-11-01T20:04:36","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T01:04:36","slug":"animal-crackers-are-secretly-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Animal Crackers Are Secretly Evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At first, I vigorously opposed Windows XP as an operating system. It just moved so many things around, buried settings in the control panels behind a number of extra layers of opacity that one simply didn&#8217;t have to bother with in 98\/ME. It wasn&#8217;t just something else to get used to &#8212; it was a pain providing long-distance support for relatives, and even to this day I still sometimes wonder why it is that after finding my way down to the network connections page (and <i>not<\/i> internet options), then clicking properties on the connection whose IP I want to change, I still need to go through another level of clicking &#8220;properties&#8221; when having to change IP settings is a pretty common task&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>However, over time, it really grew on me. In particular, its stability. I always used to have to plan on when I would have to shut everything down and reset the system; could I safely leave it until morning? If I pushed it, then I might lose a bunch of open work, or at least suffer through a lot of slowdowns until I did&#8230; with XP, a lot of those concerns went away. I can pretty reliably leave it going for weeks at a time now (though sometimes I&#8217;m limited by the automatic updates that install themselves and then want to reset the computer right then, user input to the contrary or not). In fact, I&#8217;ve gotten a little too cocky sometimes in terms of forgetting to save my work frequently.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, though, all that good will went down the toilet as I faced several old school Blue Screens of Death. I wasn&#8217;t even <i>doing<\/i> anything to get them. I was running BrainVoyager, and with the program idle, walked away for something, and when I turned back there it was. <\/p>\n<p>BSOD.<\/p>\n<p>Of course Brain Voyager is likely to blame since it is limited-production scientific software, but nonetheless, XP generally handles errors better than completely seizing up and crashing. Ordinarily, I might have just thanked whatever minor office deities were around at the time that I had saved my work just before getting up, but tonight I got really mad at the computer. What right did it have to force me to hard boot it and start from scratch? Even saved, it takes <em>time<\/em> to load all the brain images back into memory, and time just for the system to come back to life. Time to click on the annoying &#8220;your system recovered from a serious error, tell MS about it!&#8221; message. What&#8217;s with that message, anyway? I wish there was a way to turn it off, because I never send my error reports to MS. It&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re going to up and try to fix XP now, or try to make 3rd party software cooperate better. It&#8217;s just more time before I can recover from the error and get back about my business. I am, of course, lamenting all this lost time because I&#8217;m still at work and it&#8217;s closing in on 3 am.<\/p>\n<p>A lot of the bitterness, though, I suspect comes from the Animal Crackers. It has been my experience that Animal Crackers are an angry food (though this is a realization I&#8217;ve only come to tonight). Almost every time I eat them, I find I get excessively annoyed at almost everything. It&#8217;s strange, because they sort of start out as comfort food, and they&#8217;re just so <i>cute<\/i>. They&#8217;re also somewhat bland and easy to just keep popping in your mouth in an unthinking way. But before long you&#8217;ve got this whole cookie menangerie in your insides, seething with hate and rage. <\/p>\n<p>(Part of that, I suspect, may come from the fact that I really only ever eat them when I&#8217;ve got all-nighters&#8230; but nonetheless, I&#8217;m not impressed with the BSOD tonight.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first, I vigorously opposed Windows XP as an operating system. It just moved so many things around, buried settings in the control panels behind a number of extra layers of opacity that one simply didn&#8217;t have to bother with in 98\/ME. 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