{"id":323,"date":"2007-06-22T09:47:33","date_gmt":"2007-06-22T13:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=323"},"modified":"2014-09-17T17:36:04","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T22:36:04","slug":"eww-just-eww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"Eww&#8230; Just, Eww."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So just before leaving for Japan, we noticed a vague burning plastic smell in the house when the A\/C was on. Not finding any actual fire, we ignored it and got into the business of winning 3rd place poster. Upon returning, I noticed that the house smelled pretty foul, kind of like skunk. Of course, the skunks were working their way through the neighbourhood gardens, so I could really only hope that it would go away as the skunks moved on. Wayfare investigated a bit further, and found a dead skunk in the garden.<\/p>\n<p>Eww.<\/p>\n<p>Not a huge deal, I used to have to deal with that sort of thing for a living. We made plans to bag it and dispose of it in the morning (it being close to night when Wayfare found it), and thoroughly searched the internet for any sign of a city department that would handle it for us. <\/p>\n<p>It being morning now, I went out to see the skunk with my own eyes, and well, <em>eww<\/em>. It looks like it&#8217;s been dead since before I left for Japan (which might just explain the earlier burning plastic smell), and I seriously fear for the structural integrity if I try to move it for disposal. So now we&#8217;re discussing our <em>in situ<\/em> containment options. I have considered a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chernobyl_disaster\">concrete sarcophagus<\/a>, but wonder if that might draw too much attention to the situation. Since we don&#8217;t really want to disturb it to bury it deeper (if we thought we could move it without unleashing hell, we would go back to the garbage bag idea), that leaves us pretty much with the option of covering it with topsoil. The main complication here is that the damned thing decided to die <em>right <\/em>outside one of the air intakes for the basement &#8212; air that then goes into the A\/C and thence into my personal space. So if we&#8217;re going to let it rot in peace, we&#8217;ve got to be damned sure that the smell stays down through these hot summer months. Currently, my plan is to cover it with drano, then bury it with a nice big bag of potting soil. Wayfare, however, thinks that plan is a little too crazy, partly because it would lead to a dead spot in the garden, and partly because I got the idea from reading about covering plague bodies with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sodium_hydroxide\">lye<\/a>. I&#8217;m cool with a little herbicide, but I am concerned about the effectiveness of this plan. Particularly with regards to the ability of the sodium hydroxide to neutralize the specific skunk stink (it may work for other animals, but skunks have their own particular problems). Some hydrogen peroxide may be needed as well (as that forms the bathing solution to remove the smell from skin\/fur).<\/p>\n<p>Anyone with any knowledge or experience of this sort of thing care to chime in?<\/p>\n<p>Also joining our garden woes is that whatever moved in under the front porch has been pooping right outside its entrance hole. I thought animals would be smarter than that&#8230; though perhaps its our dead skunk and we won&#8217;t have that issue anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So just before leaving for Japan, we noticed a vague burning plastic smell in the house when the A\/C was on. Not finding any actual fire, we ignored it and got into the business of winning 3rd place poster. Upon returning, I noticed that the house smelled pretty foul, kind of like skunk. Of course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}