{"id":775,"date":"2010-01-28T02:00:56","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T07:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=775"},"modified":"2014-06-28T17:44:57","modified_gmt":"2014-06-28T22:44:57","slug":"shoeburyness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=775","title":{"rendered":"Shoeburyness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From MSN, discussing Douglas Adams, favourite quotes, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/gp\/product\/0330281216?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=blesbythepota-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=15121&#038;creative=330641&#038;creativeASIN=0330281216\">Meaning Of Liff<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.ca\/e\/ir?t=blesbythepota-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=15&#038;a=0330281216\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>:<\/p>\n<p>Potato: &#8220;SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else&#8217;s bottom&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>J: &#8220;But what if you like that feeling?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Potato: &#8220;Then you are a very strange person indeed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>J: &#8220;Not that I do&#8230;  I figure it&#8217;s usually that warm because someone let one rip before they moved.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Potato: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think flatulence has any real effect on seat warmth.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From MSN, discussing Douglas Adams, favourite quotes, and the Meaning Of Liff: Potato: &#8220;SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else&#8217;s bottom&#8221; J: &#8220;But what if you like that feeling?&#8221; Potato: &#8220;Then you are a very strange person indeed.&#8221; J: &#8220;Not that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}