{"id":811,"date":"2010-04-14T19:07:41","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T00:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=811"},"modified":"2015-08-26T06:29:52","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T11:29:52","slug":"introducing-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=811","title":{"rendered":"Introducing The Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those that don&#8217;t know her, I&#8217;ll introduce the Cat to you slowly, as her immense adorable factor may cause brain damage if you take it full-force unprepared. It is for this reason (and also because, like her human, she is a bit misanthropic) that she hides whenever someone comes to the door, so very few people have seen her in person.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/catcropped_inbox.JPG\" title=\"The cat in her natural habitat - a box\" alt=\"The cat in her natural habitat - a box\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here we see her in her natural habitat &#8211; in a box. Smelling things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those that don&#8217;t know her, I&#8217;ll introduce the Cat to you slowly, as her immense adorable factor may cause brain damage if you take it full-force unprepared. It is for this reason (and also because, like her human, she is a bit misanthropic) that she hides whenever someone comes to the door, so very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}