{"id":827,"date":"2010-05-04T01:48:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=827"},"modified":"2010-05-04T01:50:40","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:50:40","slug":"hatred-across-the-size-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"Hatred Across the Size Scale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, centipedes: WTF?<\/p>\n<p><img src=\/wp-content\/hatred_across_size_scales.JPG title=\"10^3: Hey CN Tower, I've got my eye on you...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>PS: I need to start springing for blank paper instead of doodling on the backs of other things.<\/p>\n<p>PPS: <strong>Fun with Texting<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you send a text message from your cell phone to a landline (which obviously can&#8217;t properly receive text messages), instead of bouncing it, the phone company will have a robot read out your text message.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, I like to text people&#8217;s landlines, and have the robot say &#8220;death to humans&#8221; in the middle of the message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, centipedes: WTF? PS: I need to start springing for blank paper instead of doodling on the backs of other things. PPS: Fun with Texting If you send a text message from your cell phone to a landline (which obviously can&#8217;t properly receive text messages), instead of bouncing it, the phone company will have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,4,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}