{"id":885,"date":"2010-09-09T01:44:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T06:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=885"},"modified":"2012-11-15T07:21:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T12:21:27","slug":"hilarious-bucket-lists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=885","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Bucket Lists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason people around the office started talking about drafting their bucket lists (I hope someone&#8217;s not seriously ill and I just don&#8217;t know about it). Some of the entries were hilarious, in particular one person&#8217;s desire to get a pet pig named Bacon. <\/p>\n<p>It made me realize that I want to get a dog and name it Indiana.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Beyond that, there&#8217;s not much I can think of that I really would put on such a list. I&#8217;m not a big travel person, or a <em>list <\/em>person for that matter. Write a novel maybe? (A <i>good<\/i> novel). I don&#8217;t know, I guess I just don&#8217;t like the idea of setting my life up like a checklist (especially since I have set up the milestones for my thesis completion that way, and failed miserably!). I just live each day as it comes.<\/p>\n<p>Plus if it was set up as a series of checkpoints and goals, I&#8217;d probably be very disappointed in how things turned out (e.g., I&#8217;m 30 years old and still in school!). Yet I don&#8217;t <em>think <\/em>I&#8217;m disappointed in my life.<\/p>\n<p>Am I? Should I be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason people around the office started talking about drafting their bucket lists (I hope someone&#8217;s not seriously ill and I just don&#8217;t know about it). Some of the entries were hilarious, in particular one person&#8217;s desire to get a pet pig named Bacon. It made me realize that I want to get a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}