{"id":894,"date":"2010-10-05T12:00:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T17:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=894"},"modified":"2014-10-25T15:17:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-25T20:17:34","slug":"kitties-in-the-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=894","title":{"rendered":"Kitties in the Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got kitties sent to me in the mail. It&#8217;s hilarious, there&#8217;s no name or return address:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\/wp-content\/kittypostcard0001.jpg alt=\"A postcard of kitties.\" title=\"WTF? Cats in the mail... this is starting to sound like a BNL song.\" \/><br \/>\n<img src=\/wp-content\/kittypostcardback0001.jpg alt=\"The back of the postcard. See? It was actually mailed to me!\" title=\"The back of the postcard. See? It was actually mailed to me!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is this a hilarious piece of randomness? Should I be worried about an impending kitten war &#8212; a war involving or over kittens? Has the internet become self-aware, and chosen to announce this to the world with the sending of postcards with kittens?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got kitties sent to me in the mail. It&#8217;s hilarious, there&#8217;s no name or return address: Is this a hilarious piece of randomness? Should I be worried about an impending kitten war &#8212; a war involving or over kittens? Has the internet become self-aware, and chosen to announce this to the world with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}