{"id":939,"date":"2011-01-17T00:34:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T05:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=939"},"modified":"2011-09-19T14:35:24","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T19:35:24","slug":"the-cookie-showdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.holypotato.net\/?p=939","title":{"rendered":"The Cookie Showdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nikki made a cookie. <\/p>\n

A big cookie. <\/p>\n

A giant, beautiful cookie that deserves respect. And I will pay my respects, right now: that was a damned fine-looking cookie. But then the respects went too far: “Best cookie ever!!” Sam exclaimed. Hey, whoa there<\/em>, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It is a most excellent and large cookie, but, I told them, I hold the title to best cookie ever… unless this is a bake-off challenge<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

“Bring it, beeyatch.” – Nikki.<\/p>\n

The oven mitt has been thrown down, and the challenge is on! May the best cookie win!<\/p>\n

\"2011<\/p>\n

My bork-bork-bork-fu is strong, and at the risk of falling into hubris, I think I’ve got this one in the bag. I’m going to be bringing my chocolate brownie cookies <\/a>to this battle.<\/p>\n

See you tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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