Blessed by the Potato

I just got in after a long and treacherous drive on the 401. I couldn’t quite figure out why it was so busy in the middle of the day on a Friday, why there were so many dickwads. Then it hit me as I was looking at the plates: Michigan, Wisconsin, Michigan, Michigan, Illinois, New York, Michigan… today is July 4.

Dear Comrade Americanzi’s:

Welcome to Canada. Please to buy lots of Alberta tar for your tiny-penis trucks. They go very fast on our roads, drink fuel like cheap beer, is nice. Unless they pull boat, then they go very fast until hill and stop in traffic. That is not good. But comrades, you must realize Canada is poor communist country. We have one road, must be shared by many drivers. You can not buy a lane with your worthless green paper like capitalist pigs you are: share, everybody shares here. Fast cars go on left, slow cars on right. Is not other way around.

Thank you for visiting, is all I have to say for now.